What i want

I think i should begin a list of, Tah-Da, what i want. The theory (yeah i make up theories for myself because i'm a methodical loser) behind it is that if i make up a list of things, it will help me focus on my goals. So here goes

What i want! <- (note the exclamation, i should be shouting this off a mountain and jumping off it)
- A girl cool enough to want to watch Punch Drunk Love with.
*open dialogue*
Idiot Attack: What?!?! I thought we went through this? You want a girlfriend?
Idiot Defense: No no! you've got it all wrong! All i said was someone cool enough to watch a movie with
Idiot Attack: No you said a girl, which exlcudes 50% of the planet
Idiot Defense: Big deal, so i have a gender preference
Idiot Attack: So you want a female friend? Girl + Friend = ???
Idiot Defense: Girlfriend...
Idiot Attack: Bingo Descarte! Congrates you're a fricken genius
Idiot Defense: Look i just wanna watch that god damned movie, P.T. Anderson made Magnolia, We both loved Mag, remember how mind blowing it was?
Idiot Attack: Yeah it was a great movie, set the bar too high for movies to follow it
Idiot Defense: So you want to see it?
Idiot Attack: yes...
Idiot Defense: I know! Let's not go see the movie alone, heck! let's go see it with a friend of the female pursuation in a non-relationship context.
Idiot Attack: Fuck mike! your such a jackass. You still want a girlfriend, i can read you like pop-up book.
Idiot Defense: Hey you would know, we are two sides of the same God damned coin.
Both: Jerk
*end dialogue*

I'd also like a new hard drive
Idiot Nerd: ah ha! Now your talking...

Sweet Holy Hell,