Don't poke the bear

My sister has this odd little quirk. She has this teddy bear and is quite obessed about it. It's like she is 6 years old again. She talks to the bear and gives it a place in the dinner table. It's really weird. 45% of the time i see her holding it. So today at dinner she put the bear down in it's usual seat at the dinner table. She leaves the table and then i decided to "move" the bear. So i moved the bear. The bear wasn't really hidden, just misplaced. So when she came back, she completely freaked out. She was yelling at me and swearing. She threatened my life mulitiple times. Of course i give her clues to where it was. She finds it, but is still steaming mad. Why? all over the bear. My sister is nuts. Word of Advice, Don't poke the bear.

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Poke, Poke Poke,